How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Think you’ve got a clean mind? Let’s put that to the test! Below are 12 riddles that might sound a bit naughty at first, but each one has a completely innocent answer. Read each clue carefully and pick what you think the answer is.
Remember: the dirtier your mind, the harder these questions will be! All answers are shown below each question, so scroll through and pick your answers. When you’re done, hit the submit button at the bottom.
Question 1
I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I?
Question 2
What’s super hard and goes into a tiny hole? You fill it with your finger when you need it.
Question 3
I go in hard but come out soft. You blow me to make it better. What am I?
Question 4
People use their hands to go up and down me. I’m very long and very hard. What am I?
Question 5
What’s white, sticky, and way better to spit out than swallow?
Question 6
I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
Question 7
What starts with “f” and ends with “uck”? You use your hands and mouth to enjoy it.
Question 8
What’s hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, and starts with “C”?
Question 9
When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to, and I’ll ask you to spit and not swallow. What am I?
Question 10
What gets longer when pulled, fits snugly between your chest, slides neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked?
Question 11
I’m dirty, people like to put their wood in me, but only Santa comes down on me. What am I?
Question 12
What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can always just use your hands?
